Point It At The Deck!

Well my experimtent with the composition notebook has already failed. I didn't write a single thing in it today... In fact I didn't do much of anything today. I did make a homemade pizza from scratch. I would say it was a success. Yeast smells like crap. Luckily for everyone however I did write enough stuff in my book yesterday that I can still share some of it. I choose not to though. Its all pretty stupid.

Discussing yesterday's video... If you ever just listen to someone playing call of duty, it is just a constant stream of cussing and talking like you think you are in the military... I know we all have some deep urge to be part of a battle or something, but come on. Its odd. Oh well. Just another thing that is ruining America's future leaders. Its gonna just be the sheltered kids who couldn't play video games that are gonna care about anything.

I bought these pretzels at ALDI the other day... HOLY CRAP! Its like someone dipped them in butter. I ate some on an egg salad sandwich yesterday... changed my life. I also realized today that I am pretty that french onion dip and ranch dressing are the same thing. If this is common knowledge then I am sorry for wasting your time on what I think is a pretty amazing revelation. But as they say, "Its not the chip its the dip!"


From now on, every wednesday I am going to profile a Star Wars character. If you don't know yet, Star Wars is the best trilogy to ever be ruined by a crappier trilogy trying to enhance the original trilogy.(Sweet child of mine is playing in the background) This week we are going to take a look at the best Star Wars character of them all. A man who needs no introduction. A man who makes Carl Weathers look like Woody Allen. I am referring of course to Lando Calrissian, played by the great Billy D. Williams (Brian's Song, Batman)

Let's take a deep look at Lando. Lando started out as a gambler and smuggler where he met Han Solo, but soon moved on to a respectable life as he became "the administrator of this facility." (Cloud City). He was betrayed by the Empire and soon found himself as a general in the Rebel Alliance. Lando is by far the coolest Star Wars character for a few reasons. The most obvious is that he is a classy cape wearing pimp from the 70's. He is the only black guy in Star Wars (except that one random rebel pilot that explodes in New Hope.) Lando also has the best lines of any star wars character.http://www.starwars.com/games/playnow/soundboards/#/?theme=12 
as well as great lines like "NO WAIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLIND!" "A LITTLE HIGHER JUST A LITTLE HIGHER!" "AAAGHHGHGHAAIAIIHGGGAAAAHHH!" "Having a little trouble with your droid?" and of course the greatest, "Somebody must have told you about my little maneuver at the Battle of Tinab." He has a guy that has a robot brain or something like that and he lives in the clouds probably surrounded by countless attractive women. Hands down he is the manifestation of George Lucas' inner pimp. He is everything that George wanted to be and nothing that he is. Something to notice from the movies, when any one refers to Han Solo it is pronounced Honn, or hahn,(ryhmes with on) but when when Lando is around everyone says hann (rhymes with man) This man is so great that people change other people's names for him. He is the man!


VIDEO OF THE DAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxqlw3cKZHA

Now I have been using Old Spice swagger deodorant for a few years and I love it, so i appreciate Ray's decision to use it. Ray Lewis is now, after watching this video, innocent in my eyes of any murder that he may or may not have been involved in. This is brilliant! I hereby drop all charges against him. You are free to go Mr. Lewis.

COMBO OF THE DAY!
Swacket- A combination of a sweater and a jacket.
"Jeff, thats a really nice swacket... Salvation Army?"

 
well folks, I hope that you have enjoyed today, I have. hurray for Freedom. As Charlie always says, Rock Flag and Eagle!